Birthday Celebration

Today we celebrated the birthday of my colleague.
She treated us to pizza for lunch.
And the HR manager went to get a cake for her.
It' so chocolatey. OMG.

Pay Day

Yay, getting paid again soon on Halloween.
One month's gone again.
It's going to be the 3rd month into the attachment.
Still a long way to February.
Hope my attachment gets more fun.
I'm starting to feel sian at work.

My Antidote To Releasing My Anger

Damn pissed off with today's function.
Wasted the whole of my Sunday.
Idiotic shit. Thanks to those retards.

Went shopping to get rid of my anger.
Bought $82 worth of clothes at Giordano Concept.
Spent so much money until I was entitled the Giordano's membership.
The best way to let out my anger is to splurge on shopping.
I know I'm spendthrift, but I don't give a damn.
Bleahx.

Screw You All

Was forced to attend Granddad's birthday celebration today.Hate attending such functions because I hate to see my Granddad & those crappy hypocrites relatives. I totally hate them & I'll tell you why I hate them.

The moment we sat down to have lunch, my granddad was boasting to everyone about how capable my cousin was. Writing articles for Digital Life as an intern and stuff. The way he boasted was damn irritating. It sounded as though it was some big shot working as an intern in SPH. Ya, i'm proud of my cousin's work. But I think you shouldn't keep repeating this to everyone who just popped into the house. It just really turned me off. Felt disgusted at the way he's doing it. Not that I'm jealous or anything but I think he's overdoing it to the extent that everyone is getting sick & tired of listening to his boasting.

It's not the 1st time anyway. He's always been bias. Showering special attention to some of his children and shunning the rest like shit. And now, he's just doing it the same way to his grandchildren. I really hate him for the way he treated people so indifferently. I didn't talk to him today. Because I felt that wasn't a need to do so. If I had a chance, I wouldn't even want to attend this crappy nonsense function. You may think I'm unfilial, I don't give a damn. If you had seen the way he acted, you would have agreed with me.

Then, there was a bunch of crappy relatives. They all knew my cousin & I were on internships. They all knew she was in SPH. And when they heard I was at Fragrance, they gave me the most idiotic retarded look that said: "Wah lao, why go to this kind of company for attachment?"WTF man. I really wanted to ask them to FO. Ya, I know the company's not some big shot firm. But at least it's a decent job that allows me to learn some valuable stuff. Does that mean small firm means it's lousy & that only big firms will offer better experience for internship? Whole load of bull shit. Fucking stupid people who hasn't any brains to think. I don't want to argue and waste my breath on such stupid retarded crappy hypocrites. Go eat shit la.

These relatives are so fake. Every sentence they say feels as though they're suanning you. I hate them. They're so damn superficial assholes who haven't any brains to think. Damn bloody stupid. Screw them all. Today's the last day I'm going to attend such shit. Don't ever expect me to be there to endure all the crappy comments. I'll find all the excuse to evade this shit. Never will I want to see you all. Just get out of my life and FO. YOU GUYS SUCK. GO ROT IN HELL!!!

My Oreo Cheesecake

Looks something like Oreo Cheesecake.
And it taste something like Oreo Cheesecake.
Edible but a bit too salty.
Because I used the cheapo NTUC butter that's so salty.
Passable for a first attempt.
Especially for a noob like me.
I never ever stepped into the kitchen to prepare a dish before.
So ya, really felt a sense of achievement.
My cheesecake is edible.
Proven & tested by Uncle Leslie & Aunt Maureen.
Yay!

I Missed School

The past 1 week at work was miserable.
There wasn't much for me to do.
I finished my work too fast.
The finance manager had to source for work to keep me occupied.
The thing was, there wasn't really much stuff to do.
Sianz, in the end I spent 2.5hours yesterday.
Making ban mian out of those shredded paper.
Those few stack of paper was amazing.
It could actually fill 4 large garbage thrash bags.
OMG, talk about going green.

Suddenly missed school.
Missed my friends.
Missed FOS.
Missed skipping lectures.
Missed slacking around in school.
Missed having lunch at Megabites.
But 1 thing I'll not miss is TB 11.
The suckiest shit and the worst part of my life in NP.
Yun Lei said Michelle wanted to meet up with us.
Lolx, I still owe her a treat for helping me with SM interview.
Hope we can all meet up soon.

Had dinner with Johnsten at Sakae yesterday.
Such a long queue outside the restaurant.
Lucky,we managed to get seats.
Some stupid people queued for so long.
From the time we went in till the time we finished dinner.
They were still queuing. That was about 9pm.
And the last serving was at 930pm.
So dumb, don't know how to find other alternatives.
Oh ya, Johnsten treated me yesterday.
Thanks for the treat. Next time will be my turn to treat.

Tried making the Oreo Cheesecake.
Think i added in to much gelatin.
The cheese looked watery.
Hope it hardens after refrigeration.
Waiting for it to be ready in 3 hours time.
Got this strange feeling that it's gonna be a failure.
But never mind, it's my 1st time preparing a dish.
Wish me luck. Bleahx.

New Tagyy's Up

Generated a new taggy.
Think there's some problem with it.
Takes very long to load and sometimes the tags are missing.
Looks exactly the same as the old one but never mind.
Let me know if the taggy is working.
Thanks.

Slow Poke

This week seemed to crawl by.
Time passed very slowly.
Such a dread. Looking forward to Friday.
Cuz I'll get to rest and slack for the weekend.
Spent the whole of yesterday evening translating the minutes.
My dumb stupid English-Chinese dictionary was so lousy.
It was of no help at all. Damn Longman. Waste my money.
Never use written dictionaries.
Try the walking dictionaries.
I think they're faster and provide better help.
Anyway, thanks to those who helped out.
Lolx, Johnsten will be my walking dictionary next time.
Don't say I never give you chance to help. Haha.

Hope Saturday can come quickly.
I want to get a haircut. My hair's so freaking long.
So messy, like a nest. Yucks.
The weather's so weird these few days.
First it was so freaking hot.
And then all of a sudden, it was raining so heavily.
Dumb weather. Can't make up its mind.
Off to watch TV. Take care everyone.

Lost In Translation

Had a short meeting today.
Took down minutes and stuff.
I very noob at this. So I just did what they told me to do.
Then, came the bombshell.
I'm supposed to translate the whole minutes into Mandarin.
Because my boss can't read English.
OMG, I haven't write Mandarin for so long.
And I've got to translate it from English?
Whoa, I think I'm going to kill a lot of brain cells.
Better dig out my English-Chinese dictionary.
If not, I'm going to be dead meat.
Shit. >.<

Disastrous Com

My com's acting up again.
Don't know what went wrong.
My desktop's wallpaper suddenly changed to a red fugly picture with a stupid logo.
I suspect that it has been attacked by some virus thingy.
Tried changing back to my original wallpaper but that didn't work at all.
Wanted to do a system restore but there was no earlier date available.
Damn it. Had no choice but to reformat my com.
And the stupid Microsoft code couldn't work.
Called Microsoft but the hotline was closed for the day.

Piah back home from work yesterday just to get hold of them.
They generated 2 new codes but still couldn't work.
Damn frustrating. Spent a whole 2.5 hours fixing the shit.
It finally worked. OMFG, wasted a whole lot of my time.
Thank god everything is back to normal. Phew.
Thanks to Johnsten, Yun Lei & Microsoft for their help.

My LO came to visit yesterday. She spent a freaking 1h 40 minutes at the office.
Was talking crap to her. Lucky we learnt the art of bullshitting in BS.
If not, I can't imagine how I'm going to entertain her.
As she was finally on her way out, the MD saw her.
And he said to her: "Why we applied for 2 students but you posted only 1 here?"
He was speaking to her in Mandarin & she was trying to reply with her ang moh Mandarin.
Damn funny. Lucky the MD put in good words for me. He said "This student not bad."
Then he kept smiling and my LO also did the same. Clowns.
She'll be visiting again next month. Hope she doesn't stay as long as yesterday. Bleahx.

This post's super long. Better stop for now. If not, people will say I lor sor.
Update again soon. Going town for shopping trip later. Muahaha.

The Smarty's Guide To Taking Bus

Mom finally figured a way for me.
To escape from squeezing with those retarded workers for the bus.
I purposely took the bus & alighted at 1 stop past my usual stop.
And I can finally get to board the bus comfortably.
Standing at ease all the way.
Unlike those stupid noobs that are still stuck & squashed at the door.
Muahaha. Smarty's guide works wonder.

Realised that time seemed to pass very fast.
Maybe it's because I'm always busy at work.
1 month into IAP, about 4 more months to go.
Haiz, jia you to everyone who's on attachment.
And not to forget, those who are in their final sem.
Just this few more months & we're done with poly life.
We're gonna make it thru!

Chaos

Monday is probably the most chaotic day.
All the retarded industrial estate workers packed the stupid bus stop.
And they're all waiting to chiong up the bus once it stops.
And the bloody dumby bus had to break down somewhere.
The stupid bus company didn't bother to add more buses.
I missed about 4 buses before I was finally on my way to work.
All thanks to the idiotic 964 and those bangla bumkins.
You guys really suck. Such a noob.
Never ever sit bus before is it?
Retarded shit. GGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Monkeys. Today's Children Day.
And this is the shit I'm getting.
WTF.

I hate Mondays and I hate those bumkins even more.
My LO called today.
She's coming on Friday. OMG.
Need entertain her. Haiz.
Hope the stupid bus company do something.
Idiots.